Sheer Appeal

…or this guy is gonna rape you.

For me the answer is always EAT IT.

(via stacydoeseverything)

I smell sequel!

This is a present from a busboy (also a Peruvian bodybuilder) at work. During his first week of work I found him drawing Nazi insignia on napkins. Nice knowing y’all!

Oh and by the way, the note reads “To the girl with the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.”

I forgot to post this ‘lil gem from hannukaos. That Carmen Sandiego is a real motherfucker. I could have had her. I don’t know who took this picture, but I like it lots.

Common sense goddamnit!

My hips hurt. Guys, it could be LUPUS! Ugh how do I get a banging bod like the webmd symptom checker girl?

allthelatestmoves:

(via graceinsmallthings)

Somehow I knew I’d win this.

Oh man, so close!

thedailywhat:

Christmas Tree of the Day: Spotted in the Chicago area.

Now that’s a Christmas Tree.

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I KNOW THIS HOUSE! We always drove around this area to look at Christmas decorations as kids and every house was equally awesome. Sadly, this tradition is now ruined because the neighborhood this house is in is now primarily Jewish. We ruin EVERYTHING!

My “bro” is 30 years old. Hey ladies! He’s single!