



I found Miley’s book. A lot of people would like #2 to happen, less people want #40.
yeah, but it’s fake.
Photo of the Day: Newly surfaced photo, captured by a camera mounted on Apollo 11’s lunar module, of Neil Armstrong, moments after stepping onto the surface of the moon.
The photo is unique for being the first and only to clearly show Armstrong’s face through his helmet’s visor.
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Like everyone I am very sad about the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. However, the 3 top pieces of news on people.com yesterday showed 2 deaths and 2 births. All I’m sayin’ I don’t think anyone should be shocked if one of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker’s babies is musically talented and the other has awesome blonde hair and can fight crime in a bikini.
I just had a scary but important thought. All newborn babies look like aliens, so how do we know if a baby is really an alien in a baby suit? It would be the perfect disguise. I just blew your mind.

I got 2 fortunes in my fortune cookie today. One of these is a lie. One of these is a fortune. It is virtually impossible to tell which is which.
TRUE LOVE! It exists guys!
oh nothing, just a reminder that I am both adorable AND brilliant.
I took a quiz online today entitled “How Black Are You?” I was extremely invested in the outcome of this quiz and took it very seriously, that is, until question 13: “Do you like the electric slide?” I had no idea that dance was a yard stick for “blackness.” I did some research, and found this video. Turns out most people who do the electric slide are indeed black (it can even be done with a cane!). In any case, I’m 36% black. I suspect my electric slide answer significantly changed the outcome.